I don't really remember much of anything before I woke up on the operating table in Area 51 — but I do know that the secret code for my WeaverThings is beamed directly into my third consciousness from a distant Reticulan star system. That I feel compelled to share these primitive artefacts with you is perfectly normal humanoid behaviour and definitely not a vital strategic step in an interstellar conspiracy which of course does not exist. Nevertheless, buy one of these artefacts now and I'll get you a window seat.
This stack is my personal favourite. I love its subtlety, its delicate lines and shadows and the sense of class that it adds to any stack you place inside. It's doubled in size since its release and should now be called TenShadowThing.
As well as rounding your images, you can now add your text and icons to DiskThing and have them perfectly centered. Rotation and hover effect options add even more style and functionality.
CircularThing is our responsive version of DiskThing. It doesn't have all the features of DiskThing but it does do one thing really well. It gives you responsive round images that work beautifully on all devices.
There may be fifty shades of grey but there's only one shade of SexyThing — red hot. SexyThing can stimulate projects in places other stacks can only fantasize about. In fact recent government studies have shown that SexyThing will enhance your love life and make you more attractive to other stacks. Trust me, I'm a pathological liar.
"This man is very obviously insane."
True. Which makes it the perfect time to take advantage of our apocalyptic Brexit exchange rates and make some real savings.
"I need a Pointless Thing. Where have all the freakin' freebies gone?"
Worry thee not, idle friend, they're back with a vengeance — and there are now more of them than ever before. Check them out here.
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